Israel News Agency
--- April 1, 2009 ..... In a stunning move, which has caught
global leaders by surprise, Iran and Israel signed a peace treaty
today in Jerusalem. Under the cover of darkness, Iran President
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad arrived at Israel's Ben-Gurion Airport just
after midnight and was greeted by Israeli President Shimon Peres.
The two then drove to the Prime Minister's office in Jerusalem
where in his last act as Prime Minister Ehud Olmert signed several
copies of the peace treaty. US President Obama had secretly
flown into Jerusalem to serve as a witness to the historic,
early morning ceremony.
and Israel share many common interests and values," said
a smiling Peres. "We both produce the best humus in the
world and our recipes for shwarma and kabab are second to none.
The only people who gain from Iran and Israel being at conflict
are the arms manufacturers. The signing of this peace treaty
truly represents real security and stability for all peoples
in the Middle East."
was then taken by Olmert and Peres to the Israeli Holocaust
Memorial Yad Veshem for a customary tour which is afforded to
all heads of State who visit Israel for the first time.
Iranian-Israeli Peace Treaty calls for the immediate recognition
of both states by one another with the immediate exchange of
ambassadors, commercial and cultural attaches. Iran has agreed
to open it's nuclear sites for inspection to US, UN, EU and
Israeli teams. In the treaty Iran explicitly recognizes that
World War Two did happen and that Adolph Hitler and his Nazi
party were responsible for the genocide of over 11 million civilians,
including 6 million Jews. Iran also states in the treaty that
all suicide belts, stonings and car bombs were to be immediately
banned. Iran also agreed to recognize women as being equal to
men with regards to human rights.
which recently launched a spy satellite, is said to have seen
beautiful women on Israel's beaches. Ahmadinejad told Peres
that he has come to realize that it was far better to enjoy
life then to commit suicide in acts of terror in order to embrace
imaginary virgins in heaven. Iran was said to be close to having
developed and deployed a nuclear weapon for which Israel and
the Western world were prepared to destroy in a pre-empted attack
on the Islamic Republic.
and Hezbollah sent their TV cartoon character - Mickey Mouse
- to represent their members at the signing ceremony.
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